Christina's Step-by-Step Method of Keeping that Vagina Covered

Christina Aguilera: A Model of Restraint

Pop star CHRISTINA AGUILERA gets a lot of crap—some of it, deservedly so. But unlike certain celebs we could name (Britneykoff, Pariskaff, Lindsayahem), at least Christina knows how to exit a limousine wearing a short skirt. And unless you want your va-jay-jay flashed on every website in the world, you would be wise to follow "Christina's Step-by-Step Method of Keeping that Vagina Covered." Observe...


Realize There's a Problem. In this case, Christina quickly identifies the 37 paparazzi standing outside her car door, pointing long lens cameras directly at her juicy bits.


Secure the Load. As you can see, Christina deftly reaches back with her left hand to secure her skirt in place as she slides across the car seat. Neglecting to do so will almost assuredly "hike" the skirt, leaving one's vagina precariously exposed to the elements. HOWEVER! Also note how she discreetly twists her right toe inwards. This is clearly a set up for...


The Dismount. Right toe turned in, Christina then SWIVELS HER LEFT KNEE TO THE RIGHT, cutting off any possible visual route to her vaginal canal. Meanwhile, her left hand steadies her exit, while her right slides her skirt back into its correct position.

BEAUTIFULLY DONE, CHRISTINA. We score that one a 9.7. (You would've gotten a 10 if those boobies weren't spilling everywhere.)


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